Hmm. I'm no good at bios.

I'm a burlesque dancer, zombie enthusiast, and a cosplayer. The three of these collide most of the time. I love video games, and I have since I was 6 years old. I grew up on Sega, not Nintendo (but I dig Nintendo now, so stfu haters). I reblog everything. I like stupid humor. I never want to grow up. I love horror movies, and cursing.